Tag Archives: satire

Bacon

Bacon is the best and manliest food ever invented. The only way bacon could be any better is if we fed it to pigs before we turned them into it – thus achieving double the mantastic, bacony goodness. If you … Continue reading

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Facebook’s Vulgarity Virtuosos

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2013/apr/18/facebook-big-misogyny-problem It’s hard not to agree with the viewpoint that Facebook is full to the brim with misogyny. Of course there’s misogyny on Facebook. I’m on it, waving my dick around like it’s a flag. Most of it is light … Continue reading

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Just Be Yourself!

People only tell you to be yourself because it takes less than a second to say it whereas listing all the things you’d need to do to not suck a bag of dicks every day of your life would take … Continue reading

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Self Help

The only people who are ever gonna buy a self help book are people who are too useless to help themselves to begin with. If I wasn’t so busy kicking ass all the time I would write a self help … Continue reading

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